Phishing Phun

A prompt to encourage your practice of creativity this week from Riversider and local author Larry Burns.

Phishing Phun
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Welcome back to your personal creative spotlight! Last week, we allowed the familiar warm glow of the streetlight to guide us into new imaginative territories, exploring its purpose, evolution, and its impact on our world. What did you see in yourself when you took a walk outside after sunset? I wait all day for those pleasant evening temps to set in, so just finding a cool place to sit as the stars come out is about as creative as I get in August!

This week, we're poking our playful side with something we work hard to ignore: spam emails. We often see them as a nuisance, a digital weed patch to be swiftly deleted. Yet, these emails, with their bizarre promises, urgent tones, and often-clumsy language, are a fascinating window into our digital world. They speak to larger ideas about technology, the commodification of our attention, and the relentless attempts to access our minds and our wallets. They represent a curious blend of cunning and desperation, a digital hustle  that is both annoying and, when you look closely, creatively compelling.

What's in your junk folder? Beneath the surface of a "Nigerian Prince" scam scam or an offer for a questionable weight-loss miracle, there's a treasure trove of unusual vocabulary, misplaced urgency, and a kind of surreal poetry. For this week's creative nudge, we'll stop deleting and start observing, using these discarded digital messages as a source of playful inspiration, with the help of one or more of these creative advertisements for self-entertainment:

  1. Siren Song (Literary & Conceptual): Open your spam folder and select several subject lines and short phrases. Look for recurring words like "Urgent," "Win," "Claim," or phrases that evoke a sense of panic or excitement. Arrange these into a punk rock anthem or found poem. Fabricate a better narrative out of the chaotic, desperate language of spam. Pay attention to the strange rhythm and the unsettling emotional tones employed.
  2. Sketchy Character Sketch (Narrative & Humorous): Choose one particularly wild spam email (e.g., an email promising an inheritance from a long-lost relative). Based solely on the email's content, tone, and signature, create a character sketch of the sender. Who is this person? What is their life like? Give them a name and a backstory, complete with their motivations, desires, and quirks.
  3. Secret Spam (Reflective & Abstract): Many spam emails promise a transformation-more money, a better body, a life of luxury. Look through your spam and identify three different "promises." Now, in a short piece of writing or a drawing, explore the feeling of that promise. Don't focus on the scam itself, but the underlying human desire it tries to exploit. What does "almost rich" feel like, even in a fake email?
  4. Plated Spam (Visual & Material): Copy and paste the text from a spam email into a blank document. Print it out, using a printer with low ink if possible, to give it a ghostly, ephemeral quality. Now, use this printout as a material for a creative project. You could tear it into strips and weave them, crumple it into a small sculpture, or simply use it as a textural background for another drawing or painting.
  5. Greetings, Earthlings (Literary & Strategic): Analyze the subject lines of your spam emails. Why do they try to grab your attention? What words do they use? Now, imagine you're writing a new subject line for an email that you want someone to open. It could be an email to yourself, a friend, or an imaginary recipient. Your task is to use the techniques of a spammer-urgency, curiosity, a sense of personal connection-but for a positive, legitimate purpose.

Ultimately, this nudge is about more than just playing with words; it's about building a muscle for creative resistance. In a world where technology is constantly vying for our focus, the ability to transform a nuisance into a source of inspiration is a powerful act of creative self-care. It reminds us that we have the agency to decide what we engage with and how we engage with it, turning even the most annoying part of our day into several minutes of discovery and playful celebration.

This column was written with the help of Google鈥檚 Gemini Advanced, a powerful generative AI writing tool.

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