Crumdiddlyumptious

A prompt to encourage your practice of creativity this week from Riversider and local author Larry Burns.

Crumdiddlyumptious
(Vyshnavi Bisani / Unsplash)

Welcome back, you independently oriented sensory explorers! Last week, we celebrated America’s 250th birthday by letting the Fourth of July light up more than the sky. Did you invent a mood enhancing fragrance from sunscreen, barbecue smoke, and lite beer? Did you record a cooler lid concerto or move your arms like fireworks disappearing into the dark? Even if all you did was eat a hot dog while silently judging someone else’s flag-themed swim trunks, I hope the big celebration gave your senses a reason to cry “freedom!”

Now that the smoke has cleared from Mt Rubidoux and the cake’s been consumed, let’s return to a more traditional creative nudge. This week, we turn our attention to…breadcrumbs.

I never use the singular “breadcrumb.” A breadcrumb alone is barely a thing. Solo it can pass itself off as lint or a grain of sand. Breadcrumbs really thrive in groups. They gather on cutting boards (why am I the only person in the house that cleans them), in toaster trays (again, does anyone else know these can be cleaned out), and carried on shirt fronts. This makes them perfectly findable for creative contemplation.

I know breadcrumbs well because I eat buttered sourdough toast as a late night snack. Not every night, because I am a person of discipline and restraint. Just nearly every night, which is completely different. Sourdough toast is one of life’s reliable pleasures: crisp, aromatic, and gone too soon. The crumbs remain, where they wait to become evidence or creative prompt.

Breadcrumbs are excellent metaphors. They suggest clues, paths, memory, and shoddy housekeeping. We leave breadcrumbs when we want to find our way back. We follow breadcrumbs when we’re trying to understand how we got here in the first place. 

The most famous breadcrumb story? Hansel and Gretel. The Brothers Grimm gave us one of the stickiest images in literature: children dropping breadcrumbs through the forest to find their way home. The breadcrumbs failed because birds ate them. I actually forgot that detail until I had ChatGPT do some digging. That’s a detail worth recalling…sometimes our best laid plans are just a meal (or source material) to someone else.

What I don’t understand is why we cannot reverse engineer a pile of breadcrumbs back into a fresh loaf. The alchemy to turn toast dust into tomorrow’s breakfast has eluded the greatest minds of the 21st century.

While science sets about solving real problems, shake out that toaster, then follow the trail left by these crumby little nudges:

1. Crumbscape: Unplug your toaster. Now clean out the crumb tray. Spread the crumbs across a piece of paper, a plate, or a paper towel. Study the colors: pale gold, deep brown, beyond-burnt black. Arrange them into an abstract landscape or pattern. Photograph it before a breeze, ants, or a tidy family member critiques your masterpiece.

2. Toasty Tracks: Crush toast over a plate. Shake crumbs across wax paper. Scrape off those burnt edges. Shake a jar filled with croutons to keep the crumbs off the counter. Make a bossa nova breakfast beat, a ballad for burnt toast, or a soundtrack for a midnight snack.

3. Snack Attract: Toast a piece of bread and let the smell do its work. Before eating, write down the first three memories the smell brings up. Breakfast before the bus? A diner? That time at the hotel when someone took your bagel off that conveyer belt contraption? Turn one memory into a short paragraph, poem, or voice memo.

4. Other Toasty Tracks: Create a tiny breadcrumb trail indoors or outside and make it your performance stage. Use the trail to lead yourself or someone else to a small creative surprise: a drawing, flower, or maybe a broom and dustpan. Then consider the trails you already leave behind. What would someone learn by following your breadcrumbs through a day? What are you trying to find your way back to?

Creativity doesn’t always arrive as a full loaf, warm and perfect from the oven. Sometimes it shows up scattered, uneven, and stuck to the counter.

Breadcrumbs remind us we leave proof of our path everywhere we go, and some of it gets eaten by birds. This week, let the crumbs remain for a few extra minutes. Study what’s left behind. Follow the trail. Make the mess useful before you sweep it away.

This column was written with help from ChatGPT, a tool trained to turn pieces of words into entirely new sentences.

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